Saturday, December 12, 2009

Wife Methology Challenge

Monday, November 16, 2009
Eight Girls......Lordy, Lordy, Lord!



Come on it took longer than that to be a really part of the family. Wela took a good while to warm up to you
despues que te enpiernabas a su nieta
Oh well, such is life. As for carne asadas and a few beers, yes, everyone becomes family/compadres. Now when you decide to have the entire female family population stay at your home.....HATS OFF TO YOU DUDE!! I can only say that the 9 year old is mine and that's about all the female hormones I can put up with in my household. No more!!! Milk, you must inform me what you put in it since here at home she doesn't drink much milk. Poor cows, those hanging tittis. As to avoid trips to the grocery store, I have learned from new friends that if you keep your groceries on a budget and make one trip a week and whatever is gone towards the end of the week, so sorry too bad. I use to think that was cruel, but then thinking about, I realized I grew up on pitchers of Kool-Aid(chingos) of sugar and Tang and homemade lemonade also with(chingos) of sugar. I survived. I did even without a bike helmet, without a seatbelt, riding the bus and walking to Nuevo Laredo at age 12-13.

As for that infamous joke: how many mexicans can you fit in one car? Well it depends. Are they on a whole milk and chocolate chip cookie diet? I think these were. As for the 5 adult full size Mexican women and 1 slender male Brazilian, boy are you courages! And yes, it sucks to be a minority in the middle of so many Mexican chics who are sooo much like their mother and don't even realize it, or do they? Pero te gusta andar en la punta del pedo, verdad?!

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