Saturday, December 12, 2009

Wife Driving Does Not = Suicide/Murder

97% a guy driving? Where did you get those statistics? You don't get the choice?? I'm sorry but if you had enuf cajones you'd pretty much be grabbing those keys and driving yourself. I pretty much have to shove the keys into his hands and run to shot gun the passenger seat so
I
don't have to drive. You can say that I'm the "husband's personal choffer". Besides the fact that I have become a more aggressive driver and he's become the more passive one. It doesn't matter if I'm furious or not, I just am a more furious driver. Just today he's telling me..."If the light is red, you know, you start pumping the brake, you don't keep your foot on gas" No shit Sherlock, when did you learn that? Mind you, I wasn't furious and attempting to drive off the bridge into the Trinity River(that's what we have here in DFW)in the attempt of a Suicide/Murder.

Driving is absolutely not a man thing!! So what happens to all those women who don't have a "Man" in their lives? Do they just call you so you can have your "manly" moment? If you seem to feel the driving is the only moment that you are completely in power, Nasa, we have a problem? Inconceivable that you feel that is your only moment of power to make decisions. Ja! If driving you off a bridge is a way of telling you she is unhappy, again, Nasa, we have a problem? Aren't you the one with a PhD? So are you chosing your battles more wisely o' wise man?

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