It Depends on the Wife my ass!!

Let me see.....when you say it depends? Doesn't that technically apply to the male species as well? I would think so..."Let's go catch an A's game, dude?" that depends, "Is there beer? How much are the tickets? Who's driving? Who's going? Your annoying friend who's boring? Or your bad ass friend who is hilarious and always ends up drunk and puking?" So if you say we the female species will ALWAYS consider the "it depends" well its a double standard because we all consider the who what where when why how much, and all that it evolves around. So when you speak of this, please don't think you are speaking on behalf of all the female species. I for one love to go to a Baseball game, cold or hot, rain or shine, tight ass pitcher or beer gut pithcer. And I guess you can say the main reason is because my Dad never had a son and we were introduced to it as his watching buddies. So since we like to drink, we can also blame it on him.....